Wednesday, 19 August 2009

Day One: And So It Begins

The house i was placed in was a dive, sure it could be seen as quaint and cosy, but i was a man of taste. Oh, don't be fooled I am not picky with my women, I like each and every one of you. But when it comes to houses i like mine extravagant.
Another thing you should know about me, I don't hang about. And if you are questioning my choice in introducing myself to a man, well let me tell you a rule: A rich man will, 90% of the time, lead you straight to his rich wife. For now, i decided to concentrate on the woman i made laugh ever so much.
Later that evening i thought it would be a good idea to introduce myself to my neighbours, lulling everybody around me into thinking that i'm a friendly handsome young man is what i do best, that way they never suspect a thing. Inside i met a young man named Leighton and his elderly mother Yumi.
Now, you didn't think i had any morality in me did you? I will steal from the elderly as much as anyone else.
I returned home, my stomach full from the dinner the Sekemoto's gave me so generously, and went to bed ready for the next day of charming and swiping.

Introduction

This is where it begins, this is me, fresh out of the academy and thrown into operation straight away. I am Secret Agent 666, the Kissing Bandit, I am Trent Lutz. I can charm any woman i want, I can steal anything I want, and trust me I will. You probably won't like me, don't let my looks and charm sway you into a false sense of security like every other woman, or man if you are so obliged, I am the Kissing Bandit and I will steal not only your heart but everything you can put your name to. I have no mercy, no stone will be unturned, my seed will be spread. This is my story, and boy, is this story worth telling.